$500.00 CAD

Simply...Woman "Come Home" Retreat

Medical Disclaimer

The information, education, coaching, discussions, activities, and experiences provided during Crystal Andrus Morissette's Simply...Woman "Come Home" Retreat, taking place September 18–20, 2026 (the "Retreat"), are intended for educational and personal development purposes only.

Nothing presented before, during, or after the Retreat is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical, psychological, psychiatric, or other health condition, nor is it intended to replace the advice, diagnosis, or treatment of a qualified healthcare professional.

Participants should consult their physician, therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist, or other qualified healthcare provider regarding any physical, mental, or emotional concerns. Participants should never disregard or delay seeking professional medical advice because of information shared during the Retreat.


Registration, Payment & Cancellation Policy

Due to the intimate nature of the Retreat and the limited number of participant spaces available, all registrations are final.

All Retreat fees are non-refundable.

Full payment must be received prior to attendance.

If a Participant is unable to attend, they may request to transfer their registration to another individual. Any transfer must be approved in writing by Crystal Andrus Productions prior to the Retreat. Crystal Andrus Productions reserves the sole discretion to approve or decline any transfer request.

Crystal Andrus Productions reserves the right to cancel, postpone, reschedule, or modify the Retreat due to circumstances beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to severe weather, illness, venue issues, emergencies, or other unforeseen events. Should the Retreat be cancelled by Crystal Andrus Productions, any refund or transfer option will be determined at its sole discretion.


Accommodation Booking & Payment

Accommodation at Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast is provided by an independent third-party accommodation provider.

The Participant understands and agrees that accommodation arrangements, reservations, room assignments, deposits, payments, cancellations, refunds, and all accommodation-related matters are made directly with Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.

Crystal Andrus Productions may assist with coordinating accommodation or facilitating communication as a courtesy only. Such assistance does not create any ownership, agency, partnership, management, employment, or contractual relationship between Crystal Andrus Productions and Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.

The accommodation agreement exists solely between the Participant and Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.


Accommodation, Travel & Personal Responsibility

The Participant accepts full responsibility for:

  • booking and paying for their accommodation directly with Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast;

  • complying with all Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast policies, house rules, and procedures;

  • arranging and paying for all transportation to and from the Retreat;

  • all meals, beverages, and personal expenses not expressly included in the Retreat package;

  • their own health, wellbeing, medications, valuables, personal belongings, and conduct throughout the Retreat weekend.

Crystal Andrus Productions assumes no responsibility or liability whatsoever for:

  • accommodation availability or room assignments;

  • reservation changes or cancellations;

  • accommodation charges or refunds;

  • acts or omissions of Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast;

  • loss, theft, or damage of personal property;

  • injury, illness, accident, or death occurring during travel or while staying at Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast;

  • transportation delays, cancellations, weather conditions, road conditions, vehicle damage, or travel interruptions;

  • utilities, internet, water, heating, air conditioning, or other services provided by Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast;

  • any dissatisfaction relating to accommodation or services provided by Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.

Any concerns, disputes, or claims relating to accommodation must be directed solely to Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.


Assumption of Risk

The Participant acknowledges that participation in the Retreat is entirely voluntary.

The Participant understands that Retreat activities may involve emotional discussions, movement, walking, outdoor activities, stairs, uneven ground, and other experiences that carry inherent risks.

The Participant voluntarily assumes all risks associated with participation in the Retreat and accepts full responsibility for any injury, illness, loss, damage, or expense that may result.


Participant Conduct

Crystal Andrus Productions is committed to providing a respectful, supportive, and safe environment for all participants.

Participants agree to conduct themselves respectfully toward fellow participants, staff, volunteers, speakers, and the owners and property of Tudor Pines Bed & Breakfast.

Crystal Andrus Productions reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to remove any Participant from the Retreat without refund if their behaviour is disruptive, abusive, threatening, discriminatory, intoxicated, unsafe, illegal, or otherwise negatively impacts the experience, wellbeing, or safety of others.


Photography & Media Release

The Participant understands that photographs, video recordings, audio recordings, testimonials, and other media may be captured during the Retreat.

Unless the Participant provides written notice to Crystal Andrus Productions before the Retreat begins requesting not to be identifiable in promotional materials, the Participant grants Crystal Andrus Productions the irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free right to use such photographs, recordings, testimonials, and likeness for educational, promotional, marketing, social media, website, and other business purposes without compensation.


Release of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the Participant releases, waives, indemnifies, and holds harmless Crystal Andrus Morissette, Crystal Andrus Productions, its directors, officers, employees, contractors, volunteers, facilitators, speakers, representatives, successors, and assigns from and against any and all claims, demands, liabilities, damages, losses, actions, costs, expenses, or legal proceedings arising directly or indirectly from:

  • participation in the Retreat;

  • travel to or from the Retreat;

  • accommodation arrangements;

  • participation in any Retreat activities;

  • injuries, illness, emotional distress, property loss, theft, or damages;

  • decisions or actions taken by the Participant before, during, or after the Retreat.

This release applies whether any claim is based in contract, tort (including negligence where permitted by law), statute, or otherwise.


Force Majeure

Crystal Andrus Productions shall not be liable for any delay, cancellation, modification, or inability to perform its obligations due to events beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, fire, flood, pandemic, epidemic, government action, labour disputes, transportation interruptions, severe weather, utility failures, venue closures, illness, or other emergencies.


Governing Law

These Terms & Policies shall be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the laws of the Province of Ontario and the federal laws of Canada applicable therein.

The Participant agrees that any dispute arising from these Terms & Policies or participation in the Retreat shall be brought exclusively before the courts located in the Province of Ontario, Canada, and the Participant irrevocably attorns to the jurisdiction of those courts.


Acknowledgement

By completing registration and submitting payment, the Participant acknowledges that they have carefully read these Terms & Policies, understand them, and voluntarily agree to be legally bound by them.

The Participant further acknowledges that they have had the opportunity to seek independent legal advice before accepting these Terms & Policies.

Simply Woman Retreat - Come Home

Simply…Woman Retreat · Your Second Act

   

Friday–Sunday · September 18–20, 2026 · Crystal's Home

Come Home

The whole weekend — and you wake up inside it, too.
The most complete experience.

◆ Only 15 Seats · Selling Now

The first full weekend Crystal has ever offered — and seats are filling. Reserve today to hold your place.

This retreat is intentionally intimate — fewer than 15 women total. When it’s full, it’s full.

Full Weekend + Accommodations

$500CDN

Retreat price $1,797 CDN

deposit to reserve your spot

Reserve the Full Experience

Your $500 deposit is all you need today.
We’ll arrange the $1,297 retreat balance on a payment plan that works for you.
Tudor Pines accommodations are booked separately — details below.

One Quick Call Makes It Magic

After you reserve, Crystal’s team will personally reach out by phone to arrange your Tudor Pines accommodations. You’ll pay the property directly — we just make sure everything is perfectly set up for you.

Crystal has never offered a full weekend retreat before. Three days in her home, with her daughters — Julia, whose clients include Lizzo at the Met Gala, and Madelaine, who spends days cooking every meal with love — plus a photoshoot, live music, sacred ceremony, and a place to sleep in sisterhood. Crystal’s private coaching is $400 an hour and fully booked. This is the most complete experience she has ever offered.

Everything Included

Friday Evening

Welcome Gathering — arrival, mocktails, connection, movement meditation & intention setting

Saturday — A Day to Remember

Healthy continental breakfast — fruit, yogurt, gluten-free options, coffee & tea
A magnificent Simply…Woman morning with Crystal
Live music with Natalie Hughes
Home-cooked lunch at Crystal’s 200-year-old farmhouse — lovingly prepared by Crystal & Madelaine over days of cooking
Tour the rooms & hear the story of Margaret Hunter Ianson
Your Body Knows™ truth-telling circle in the afternoon
Bonfire Burning Ceremony in Crystal’s garden at dusk

Sunday — The Claiming

Beauty & Confidence Masterclass with Julia Dantas — celebrity makeup artist to Lizzo (Met Gala), Kim Kardashian’s “Glam Masters,” Paris Fashion Week & Avril Lavigne world tours
Photoshoot — see yourself through completely new eyes
Three professionally edited photos delivered within weeks — ready to share with the world
Closing circle & group photos with your sisters and Crystal
An incredible gift bag filled with beautiful products

Your Home for the Weekend · Tudor Pines

2 nights in a charming country home near Crystal’s — set up by Crystal & Aaron, you simply arrive
Share the experience with 7–8 women — wake up in sisterhood, go to sleep in it too
Transportation between all locations included

Your $500 deposit is all you need today. We’ll work out the $1,297 retreat balance on a payment schedule that works for you. Then we’ll personally call to arrange your Tudor Pines stay — paid directly to the property — because we never want money to be the reason you don’t say yes to yourself.

Retreat deposit is non-refundable and secures your spot. Tudor Pines accommodations are booked & paid directly through the property.

What People Are Saying:

The energy throughout this retreat was like no other. It was electric, inspirational and contagious. Crystal delivered what she offered: one day full of high energy, mindfulness, and levitating experience. The food was scrumptious all prepared by her; and the chapel and her house were magical. It’s as though you stepped into a fairytale. I would so recommend it to anyone who needs the push off the edge.

Anto Mannarino

I’m so glad I took the leap and said “yes” to the Simply Woman Retreat in 2019! If you have a small inkling that you should go, GO! A day filled with love, faith, and empowerment, sister friendships, and so much more. At one point in the day, I felt like time stood still for a few hours. It was that magical.

Stella Mirkovich